Na Na - Na Na - poo poo!!! I get to party!!!!

enough of long drawn-out mutterings about online dating services...

I
AM
GOING
OUT
TO
A
PARTY

and I am going to talk with new girls
and watch them go home with my friends...silly rabbits.

And then I'm going to hear all the bitching and complaining
from the embarrassed and/or ashamed
tomorrow when I resurrect
my compadres and their guests from the world of the dead
with bagels and coffee...

The last time this happened I helped a gracious, polite, pretty,
and quite disheveled woman,
find her bra,
zip up her dress
and hold her upright
as she struggled with her heels...

I hear Disneyland is also an experience not to be missed...

Speaking of things not to be missed, I'm bringing a camera this time.

The public does have a right to know after all...