OHHHHHHHHH CANNNNNAAAAADAAAAAA...
I had a daydream that I was on the Oprah Winfrey show earlier today...
She was asking me about being a Canadian and what my favourite aspects of Canada were...
and so I told her...
Canada has the best names of places ever: Dildo, Moose Jaw, Carrot River, Peoples Seven, Vulcan, Success (actually it's not...), Pile O' Bones (Regina's actual name...no, really it is), Tuktoyuktuk (come on, how fun is that to say?!), Wawa (funny thing, you would think their statue would be of Jimi Hendrix...nope...just some geese) oh yeah, and Elbow...
What other country in the world has two sports teams with the same name in the same league?
It doesn't matter what time of the year it is...it's ALWAYS half an hour later in Newfoundland...
Civic pronunciations differ greatly...across Canada it's "KAL-GARE-EE", when there however, it's "calgary"...here it's Regina, everywhere else, it's "vagina" or "the vag" (juh NOT guh)...
We were afraid of mosquitoes before West Nile ever came around...
You can ski anywhere, if you put your mind to it...here we practiced snowboard tricks on the sides of overpasses..."I'm going to hit the jump, pull a method 360, railslide off of the oncoming Toyota's hood and land goofy...oh oh...semi...
Lester Pearson...he insulted the President (Truman) while visiting the States...on live television...TWICE...my man...
We don't know what "malt liquor" is...sounds like it would be good on waffles though...
She was asking me about being a Canadian and what my favourite aspects of Canada were...
and so I told her...
Canada has the best names of places ever: Dildo, Moose Jaw, Carrot River, Peoples Seven, Vulcan, Success (actually it's not...), Pile O' Bones (Regina's actual name...no, really it is), Tuktoyuktuk (come on, how fun is that to say?!), Wawa (funny thing, you would think their statue would be of Jimi Hendrix...nope...just some geese) oh yeah, and Elbow...
What other country in the world has two sports teams with the same name in the same league?
It doesn't matter what time of the year it is...it's ALWAYS half an hour later in Newfoundland...
Civic pronunciations differ greatly...across Canada it's "KAL-GARE-EE", when there however, it's "calgary"...here it's Regina, everywhere else, it's "vagina" or "the vag" (juh NOT guh)...
We were afraid of mosquitoes before West Nile ever came around...
You can ski anywhere, if you put your mind to it...here we practiced snowboard tricks on the sides of overpasses..."I'm going to hit the jump, pull a method 360, railslide off of the oncoming Toyota's hood and land goofy...oh oh...semi...
Lester Pearson...he insulted the President (Truman) while visiting the States...on live television...TWICE...my man...
We don't know what "malt liquor" is...sounds like it would be good on waffles though...
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