What do you give the person that has everything?

Good 'ol Deano...always thinking, that boy is. Yep...always thinking...sighhhh...

So, I got home somewhat lateish last night and lo and behold there is a videotape case sitting on my coffee table...hmmm...

As I was checking my messages a rather mysterious one from Deano came up..."Push play on the VCR"...click...

when in Rome...

As the tape began to play, I walked into the kitchen to fix up a little snack for I was feeling a wee bit peckish and maybe make a...what the hell is that??

"Ahh...ooh...ahh...ooh...yeah...oh yeah...yeah..yeah...yeah...yeah...YEAH...YEAH...YES...YES...UH HUH...YEAH...YEAHHHH...GOD YEAH...OHHHHH GOD...YEAH...UH HUH...UH HUH...AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH...

uhhh...thanks??

Welcome to the wonderful world of Nina Hartley and her friends Mike and Anna Malle...get it?..."animal"...cute...sighhhhhh...

Porn makes a nice nightcap...doesn't it?

The gesture was somewhat funny, I admit...I even may have muttered a message to Deano once or twice..."you stupid @#$%!! son of a @#$@#@! motherless goat @#$*%!@ licker of big @#$@#!! whose mothers' @#$@#@! donkey @#$@%@$!pee-pees...what the @#$@#! did you do..."

or something like that...

So, I watched the pleasure spectacle that was unfolding before me for about a minute and then I noticed myself critiquing the film...

bad hair...ugly shoes...who forgot to buy light bulbs?...god, she's old...all that hair can't be fun to touch...eeewwww, his ass is hairy...why would anyone wear a naugahyde garter belt set and matching bra, in purple yet?...where did the cat 'o nine tails come from?...that cannot be good for your spine...god, I hope that conference table is resting on sturdy supports...

Needless to say, the porn lasted about a minute and then it was replaced by something even more realistic and sexually stimulating...in fact it was almost like the real thing..

CBC Newsworld...and I even rolled over and fell asleep...