I could try harder, I suppose but that would require more effort...

Lately things have been, how shall we say...uninspired?

Uneventful? Fucking boring??

Perhaps dull and insipid would be better...no, I have it...

disenchanted...yeah that's it.

No, that's not it but it sounds

rather

cheeky

and so we shall stay with it.

Anyhow, I have been a

good little boy

and have been working

my little heinie off,

staying away from the bars

and keeping out of trouble...

(okay, so the last one is a lie...

my cousin and I got jumped by 3 meth heads

and soooo...

we kicked the ever-lovin' shit out of them...

but I felt very bad

about it for 3 days after...

and I have been good ever since.)

I have been working out a minimum

of 4 times a week, so

I no longer have a "belly"...

mind you, I have never really

had a belly anyway,

I am almost rolling 200 in ten pin bowling (yes, I have been bowling THAT much...they only have a Coles here...and it's full of Oprah's books and those stupid Robert Ludlum/Sidney Sheldon/Clive Cussler/boring shite...sighhh...)

so there you go for now...I must go now

ciao for now...