"The hills are alive..."

It's always the most wonderful thing to enjoy when Spring
finally rouses herself from her lengthy nap, wiping away
the sleep from her eyes and with a great stretch and jaw-snapping yawn,
and goes about the task of melting the snow
and warming the air around us all...

yeah, yeah, yeah...

enough with the pleasantries and get on with it already, would you??

I've had it up to HERE with all of this leftover Winter garbage...

plus I bought some really nice shoes
and a great pair of white pinstriped pants
and I want to wear them without the fear
of dirty gritty road smegma getting splashed
all over them...

What?

It is Spring after all...