Dear Tucker Carlson...my friend's Shih Tzu is named Tucker...and it likes bows too
Sighhh...what is with this guy?
First he calls Canada a "stalker nation", and then he proceeds to refer to Canada as a"retarded cousin" and then a few days later he asks why is the rest of the world against America?
hmmmm...
silly, silly, silly...
He also recommended that Wayne Gretzky or Pam Anderson replace the Queen on our currency, which makes sense really, since in this day and age a celebrity makes a far better representative than the actual head of state.
HELLLLLOOOOOO!!!
It's called a monarchy and yes, it contradicts the American system.
Big deal...what's the ruckus?
George Strombolopolous appeared on the December 20th episode of his show and was quite succinct in his words. Well done George.
And the best part of the discussion?
"When Canadians were asked to name their favourite song, it was from the Guess Who, "American Woman". Here's my point George, there's an identity crisis in Canada..."
hmmm...let me think now...how does that one go again?
"don't come a hangin' round my door,
I don't wanna see your face no more,
I don't need your war machines,
I don't need your ghetto scenes,
coloured lights can hypnotize,
sparkle someone else's eyes,
Now woman, get away from me
American Woman, mama let me be.
Go, gotta get away, gotta get away..."
Yeah...I can see where the obsession over the U.S. is...I mean, what's not to love really?
Name calling... such child's play.
Carry on if you want, but it's not going to be the bow tie that makes you look silly...
I think its only fitting to quote an American president right about now...
"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought"
First he calls Canada a "stalker nation", and then he proceeds to refer to Canada as a"retarded cousin" and then a few days later he asks why is the rest of the world against America?
hmmmm...
silly, silly, silly...
He also recommended that Wayne Gretzky or Pam Anderson replace the Queen on our currency, which makes sense really, since in this day and age a celebrity makes a far better representative than the actual head of state.
HELLLLLOOOOOO!!!
It's called a monarchy and yes, it contradicts the American system.
Big deal...what's the ruckus?
George Strombolopolous appeared on the December 20th episode of his show and was quite succinct in his words. Well done George.
And the best part of the discussion?
"When Canadians were asked to name their favourite song, it was from the Guess Who, "American Woman". Here's my point George, there's an identity crisis in Canada..."
hmmm...let me think now...how does that one go again?
"don't come a hangin' round my door,
I don't wanna see your face no more,
I don't need your war machines,
I don't need your ghetto scenes,
coloured lights can hypnotize,
sparkle someone else's eyes,
Now woman, get away from me
American Woman, mama let me be.
Go, gotta get away, gotta get away..."
Yeah...I can see where the obsession over the U.S. is...I mean, what's not to love really?
Name calling... such child's play.
Carry on if you want, but it's not going to be the bow tie that makes you look silly...
I think its only fitting to quote an American president right about now...
"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought"
President John F. Kennedy
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