Who knew egg nog could give me superpowers???

So, here we are drawing upon the end of another year and I can't help but think of all the bad stuff that has taken place this year.

The travesties and horrific events that have unfolded like a great big pop-up book from Hell...

Black Eyed Peas "My Lumps" (what the fuck????)
The Dukes of Hazzard movie
Bewitched (oh...my...god...and Nora Ephron wrote the screenplay?? Jeeeezuuuus...)
Ashlee Simpson (end my nightmare now...)
Anna Nicole Smith's drunken harangue at the Grammys
Kelly Clarkson's string of number one hits
Tucker Carlson's feeble and childish attempts at instigation
The trial and acquittal of Michael Jackson (I say he didn't but James says he did, so...)
any and all interest in the asinine and utterly boring lives of Brad and Jen and Angelina, Kevin and Britney, Nick and Jessica, blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda
Alexander and Troy (OH MY GOD!!! Dear Hollywood...please...stop...now...)


and the best thing to happen this year???

Jon Stewart on Crossfire...thank you Jon...



I have to go lay down now...my head is hurting and I feel REALLY dirty for even knowing about any and/or all of this shit...where's a handgun when you need one???